zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

burgrs:

freewilllhunting:

the real question is

if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

bruken:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

fartinbumberbatch:

brucewaynesfancifulbeard:

moriar-t-e-a:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

loonybuttercup:

somewhatdorky:

fartinbumberbatch:

do you guys realize that bbc sherlock is a giant fanfiction

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT! It’s a modern AU!

and it hasn’t been updated in forever

divideandconquer7:

Who wants to bet that the Sherlock-Watson-reunion-scene will be a bit like the ‘ball of light’ one from Deathly Hallows? I mean, just imagine it..

‘Hey’

‘SHERLOCK. FREAKING. HOLMES. YOU SHOW UP AFTER MONTHS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FREAKING DEAD. AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS HEY?!’

And then he’ll say some smooth crap about trying to protect them and blah and it’ll be over.

Starring Lestrade as Harry please